Rating: - The Disaster was possibly partially my fault.
I bought this shirt for my little 6 month old nephew. not for him specifically, but for me to wear to impress him. Infants are notoriously difficult to please. Half the time you talk to them they just stare at you with a blank look on their faces. So I thought this shirt might win me some points but instead it alienated me from little Throckmorton. Wanting to surprise him I lept into his room while he was waking up from a nap and shouted "COOOKIEEEEE" at the top of my voice. The poor little fellow went very near apoplectic,probably because he thought Cookie Monster was bursting through his old uncle's chest, like in that movie Alien.( He usually falls asleep before that part) Anyhow, now we have the lil' tyke in therapy as a result except this baby's momma(sober 4 days!:)) can't really afford a people therapist, so we're taking young Throckmorton to an animal therapist/psychic instead. Weirdly, Medicare WILL cover that. So I advise you use this shirt with extreme caution, maybe with a kid over 2 years old.